slomps:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

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bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

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humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

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yongmuney:

i was listening to a screamo song for fun then i heard all this extra yelling that i thought was part of the song but then i realized it was just my family arguing

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friccup:

when your chem teacher gives u a pop quizimage

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crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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filipinojeasuz:

when I don’t have to sleep I sleep all good and everything , but
when I have to the whole world changes and tells me to stay awake

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